AVN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO 2014 UNVEILS NEW SEX TOYS IN LAS VEGAS

There are plenty of exhibitors at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but these are the weirdest new additions that could be found this year.  Just be warned that some people are likely to find the photos below disturbing, and they are definitely not safe for work.

Real Dolls


The Real Doll line of sex dolls have been around for a while, but now they're getting a little too real. For just $8,500, you can own a life-like rendering of famous porn stars. For a little more, the Real Doll company will render anyone you like into one of these.

Brony Plugs

Rising porn star Tasha Reign teamed up with sex toy manufacturer Crystal Delights to help bronies take their cosplay to the next level. Just put one on -- and you don't need adhesive, if you know what we mean -- and you'll look like you have your own neon-colored pony tail. Tasha's Reignbow Pony butt Plugs come in pink, blue, yellow and purple, and retail at $125.

Hydromax

If you're afraid your penis is too small, the Hydromax is here to help (though therapy might be cheaper and more effective). You use the Hydromax in the shower and the manufacturer claims that this water vacuum pump "creates a vacuum which expands the penis to full erection, and in most cases, slightly more."

Extracurricular Exercise Balls

By far, this is the most hilariously perverted toy found at the event. It's called "The Magic Ball," and you can probably guess how it's used. Sorry to ruin your day.

Porn Star Trading Cards

Remember when your mom made you get rid of all your awesome baseball cards (yeah, we had the Tops Frank Thomas rookie card, too)? Well, now, as an adult, you can start a collection again with The Adult Trading Card Company. Their website lets you create your own trading cards, and if you pay just a little more, your favorite adult actress will sign them for you.

My Private Pillow

The guys who made My Private Pillow told us that the average American has six pillows. SIX PILLOWS. Well, finally there's a purpose for all those extra sham pillows that you throw off the bed every night anyway. My Private Pillow has a secret pouch where you can hide all your weird toys. Or your cash. Or your weed, if you live in Colorado.

The sex industry likes to think its on the cutting edge of extracurriculars, but these "new" products just made us wonder what the hell....

Would you try them?