Does your President fist bump his First Lady after kicking the GOP's ass all around the country even when he is being accused of not being a citizen??
Does your President slob his lady downnnnn in front of millions, like you know I'm smashin' when we get to the crib later? We don't have to vote on that!!!
Is your President cool enough to wear suits that land him on the cover of GQ Magazine???
Does your Prez brush the dirt off his shoulders when these haters are constantly disrespecting him?? His ear piece was secretly connected to his I-Phone playing Jay-Z.
Does your Prez simply say "I know smoking is not healthy, but do you see this shit I'm dealing with and ain't slap the shit outta one of you mothaf---a's yet"?
Is your President so cool that he goes to the game to chill and just have a beer with some random white kid?? He was also heard saying "Shawty if you knock my brew over Secret Service is on your ass, PAUSE"
Does your Prez have a wifey that "drops it like it's hot" in front of an audience of future voters?? NOPE!!
Does your President and his First Lady take the time to read to 2nd Graders while Campaigning? Also, have that old school upbringing to tell that kid in the third row "I'm not gon tell you again Lil Kyle Romney shut up and sit your ass down, now go get your daddy".
Is your President cool enough to go down to the local pool hall just to collect some bread from Huggy Bear and shoot a game before heading off to Air Force One???
Is your President so cool that Rappers wanna hang out with him?
This needs no words, but is your President cool enough to turn the White House into "Club Shisnitzz" and rock the party til the AM??
Nuff said need we say more?? Here at ET6 Nation we give the Coolest President ever Award to the one and only Mr. Barak Obama.
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